Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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