i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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