either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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