i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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