Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Randomize
