It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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