Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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