How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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