D3 body, D1 cock
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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