You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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