they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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