is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
