I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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