If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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