About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Actions speak louder than pants.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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