I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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