And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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