Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
i need some magic done to my vagina
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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