I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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