Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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