Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Randomize
