I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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