also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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