So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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