would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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