It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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