I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
handjob tips. give me some.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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