Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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