idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Success! We fucked roommates!
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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