we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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