hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
You've changed since you got that strap on
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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