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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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