A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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