I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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