i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i love accidental penises.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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