found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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