If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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