so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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