So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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