I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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