Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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