So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
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