I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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