Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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