There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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