Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i believe in u and ur pee
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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