Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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