ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
no you cant smoke seaweed
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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