Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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