why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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