is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
my being single is dangerous.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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