I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I will die if light touches me.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Boobs speak an international language.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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